Kuukausi: huhtikuu 2014
Flippi kaupan hyllyssä
Unohdinpa mainita, että nyt on Hyssen lisäksi bongattu myös Flippi kaupan hyllyltä.
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Eläinkunnan ääniä, osa 2
Aiemmassa eläinkunnan ääniä -osassa tutustuimme Hyssen Manaaja-soundiin. Tällä kertaa meillä on vuorossa Flippi suurena metsästäjänä, joka valvoo katossa pyörivää auringonheijastusta kännykän ruudusta.
Hysse on riivattu
Se on tyytyväinen silityksestä, mutta Flippi on liian lähellä, että Manaaja-soundit lähtevät.
Pulp Fiction ja pyykkikori
Flippi karvasti pyykit. Siitä seurasi Pulp Fiction -kohtaus.
INT. BEDROOM - SUNDAY EVENING
Flippi jumps into the laundry basket full of clean clothes,
furminating all the textiles in the progress. Henry SNAPS,
SAVAGELY TIPPING the laundry basket over, removing the
feline from its newfound nest. Flippi now sits on the floor
before Henry like a political prisoner in front of an
interrogator.
HENRY
I'm talkin'. Now let me ask you a
question, Flippi. When you came in
here, did you notice a sign out front
that said, “Furry kitteh storage?"
FLIPPI
Meow.
HENRY
What country you from?
FLIPPI
(petrified)
Meow!
HENRY
“Meow” ain't no country I know! Do
they speak English in “Meow”?
FLIPPI
(near heart attack)
Meow!
HENRY
English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?
FLIPPI
(nodding his head)
Meow.
HENRY
Then you understand what I'm sayin'?
FLIPPI
Meow.
HENRY
Now describe what a cat nest looks like!
FLIPPI
(out of fear)
Meow?
Henry takes a water spray bottle and PRESSES the barrel
in Flippi’s cheek.
HENRY
Say “Meow” again! C'mon, say “Meow”
again! I dare ya, I double dare ya
motherfucker, say “Meow” one more
goddamn time!
FLIPPI is regressing on the spot.
HENRY
Now describe to me what a cat nest
looks like!
FLIPPI says nothing.
HENRY
Does it look like a laundry basket?
FLIPPI
(without thinking)
Meow?
HENRY
There's a passage I got memorized,
seems appropriate for this situation:
Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and
the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is
he who, in the name of charity and
good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is
truly his brother's keeper and the
finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my
brothers. And you will know my name
is the Lord when I lay my vengeance
upon you."
Henry sprays a small gush of water on Flippi. Flippi
SCREAMS, bolting out of the room.
Tosielämässä kissoja ei vahingoitettu, eikä minulla mitään vettä ollut.

